If we found the mathematical, evolutionary and...
It would no longer be altruism. It would suddenly make the world a cold, cruel, and heartless place. It’s such a strange mind-fuck. Altruism cannot be altruism if we’re programmed to be altruistic.
How do you write anything truthfully anymore, when saying what you really need to say will mean being locked up forever?
voldy92: my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000 like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago then I realize it was actually 17
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know Those fries could be salted with tears
I just lost three followers in sixty seconds.
That’s a bit of a record. This has been the worst day I’ve had in three weeks. Which is saying a lot. Maybe I’ll cut my head off tonight so I can sleep.
anrdew: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
The thought of following my dreams disgusts me. I cannot stomach the thought that I may go through my life without ever rebelling, that I may just study, work, pay, study, work, pay, study, work, pay, get diagnosed with dementia, and die. This is all so futile, I wonder why we bother. Why do we try so hard to fit ‘in’ with this mediocre crowd, why do we try to perfect everything so...
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
you could be touching a ghost dick right now and you don’t even know it
triptophobia: omg half naked gymnasts I’M VOTING FOR FRANCE
Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
Me: I lost a follower
I never realized how seductive tinned soup can be...
petrinecross: hushhtess: O’ Sister - City and...
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues
me after exercising for ten minutes: i better lose 15 kilos
whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because even as a feminist, I find myself needing to correct my mind when it subconsciously starts to judge women for how they look. The phrase “unlearn sexism” is exactly what we need to do. It’s become too ingrained in our society, for both men and women.
I’d like to get a tattoo on the palm of my hand. A really lovely cursive font, very small, and private. Either ‘Lucid’, or even something along of the lines of ‘If you’re reading this, you’re stuck in reality.’ It will all make so much sense to me, and everyone else will be completely lost. I don’t take to big Hawaiian flowers and love hearts...