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Whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am whole again dedededededeededdddddddddddddddeeeeee. Whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am young again Whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am fun again, HOWEVER FAR AWAY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU HOWEVER LONG I STAY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ...
sextblogger: there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like
castiel-will-avenge-sherlock: *le on youtube, going through random videos* suddenly- HI GIRLS, IT’S TRANSFORMATION FIRDAY! NO
It’s a strange thing, how you can love somebody, how you can be all eaten up...– Madeleine L’Engle (via vegievixen)
Bob Marley produces decisively happy music, yet...
I feel simultaneously elated whilst sobbing when I listen to his music. A strange man.
No body type is healthy if you use unhealthy...
When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding...– Sandi Toksvig (via weepling, learninglog) (via gentle-insomnia)
Cosmo sex tip #367
cosmo-sex-tips: While having sex, suddenly stop before she reaches orgasm and say “And none for gretchen weiners, bye” and walk out of the room.
careandcuriositykilledthecat asked: You are hilarious! Millie and I watched the 1997 film version of Lolita. It was fantastic. There's another version done in I think the 50s but it's meant to be shit.
being a fetus was so chill
strifeandslash: “Actually, it’s ‘*you’re’ :)” said the teenage white girl, that’s all she needed to say, the argument was won and she was the victor, her opponent on the other side of the argument fell to their knees in defeat as they were banished to the shadow realm
kairosclerosis n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
If society does not find fault in a woman’s talent, competence or intelligence,...– Feminist Fury (via naoiu)
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
Anonymous asked: Life is a chance than many gametes don't get. Life is a thing to be enjoyed and cherished. At the moment I know you don't enjoy or cherish it. But by holding on, you are giving it the chance. So many people love you. They adore you. They care about you. They want to help you. By leaving us no one will think of you as a failure. But by living you are making a success in itself.
I’d rather swath in death itself than feel your life looming over me. A blanched tongue gags uniform words and yet you go so far. Perhaps I’ll swath in it anyway.
It’s not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself...– Emil Cioran, The Trouble With Being Born (via thekelayahobjective)
They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.– Oscar Wilde (via fluffynips) It’s actually your brain, the hormone needed for true, mind-blowing love is unsustainable and you would physically die if it lasted any longer. Alex, always here to make your life feel worthless and shitty ^
I’m swooping through some kind of galactic mood cycle that shreds my life into pieces routinely. I start the cycle flooring, on a death bed of antagonism, misery, overpowering rage and complete misery, and I stew there for weeks, last time it was an entire months worth of constant mind-death. The only logical way to describe it was that I was constantly and eternally dying, but the cease of...
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